Monday, March 07, 2005

Bozeman hijinks

No animal news today. And yesterday's report was a dud. So, without further ado:

€ Officers warned a man about climbing on street signs on East Main Street. (At least he wasn't climbing on the horse above Army/Navy...)

€ A resident on Oxford Drive reported some men had thrown her lawn furniture around and rang her doorbell repeatedly during the night.

€ A caller claimed his roommate soaked his mattress, ruining it, after the two had an argument. (soaked it with what? Raw sewage? Beer?)

And there you have it. The sheer joy that is Bozeman on a Saturday night. All that's missing are the visuals of drunken college kids careening down the street shouting at eachother. Hooligans...

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