Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Bozeman news

And now for some entertainment. (I'm sure that the police would love to be classified as entertainment...they're not entertaining- just written that way. Blame the media.)

-- There were two horses at large on West Lincoln Street Sunday.
-- There were five horses at large on Airport Road Sunday.
Where are they going? These are the kinds of things I worry about...God I need a job...

-- A skunk was acting strangely on Durston Road, a caller reported Sunday.
Yeah- that's what I'm talkin about!! Some serious skunk action...

-- A clerk at a Gallatin Road gas station said a woman paid for gas with what appeared to be a role of dimes. But the roll ended up having pennies inside.
Psych!!! Better study the video. This woman needs to be apprehended. In the biggest, broadest way...


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