I was on the Howard Stern website (pre-shower- I'm all cleaned up now) and saw the following:
HOWARD "BEATS" INSOMNIA
Howard didn't sleep well last night. His tooth was hurting again and it woke him up around 2AM. He decided that eating a bowl of shredded wheat would put him to sleep, but that didn't work so he read a magazine. By 3 am, he was still up so he broke out the big guns and decided to take matters into his own hands. He felt that if he didn't get sleep, the show would suffer and he'd be miserable. He knew he had to pleasure himself. Howard said it only took a few seconds, and he's glad because if Beth woke up and saw him doing that in his bathroom, she probably would have freaked out and thought he was a big perv. He finished, did some things to let the euphoria wear off, and hopped into bed and slept like a baby. After last night's ordeal, he's sure he's grinding his teeth now and said his dentist is making him a custom mouth guard to prevent him from grinding.
(Now did will this really prevent Howard from "grinding"??)
Sorry- I really couldn't stop myself. It's just too much for me to take- that nasty Howard Stern...God....I need a job....
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