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On the way out of town- I leave you with the following- consider if you will:

-- A Remington Way man told police Thursday that he went on two dates with a woman and now she won't leave him alone. He asked officers to warn the woman not to contact him. (tis spring!)

-- A man shooting gophers on Hulbert Road Thursday was cited for negligent endangerment. The man was shooting gophers in the direction of his neighbor, who told deputies a bullet flew by his head and he had to drop to the ground. (and young men turn to killin!)