Monday, April 11, 2005

Tiger's Green Jacket

I have a sartorial complaint. That green jacket is damned ugly. Ugly, ugly, ugly. It is the same shade (not color/colour) as the Century 21 yellow jacket. It makes me sad for him. It is cheezy and ugly, and makes him look old.

My friend and I have decided that Ariel Sharon could wear the jacket. With a pair of coordinating plaid pants, and we could happily see him on a North Scottsdale golf course. Or at a free screening at the Scottsdale Fashion Square theater. His kind of mottled/aged complexion would be much more condusive of carrying off the look. Ditto basically any old white guy (he was just on CNN following Tiger, and we noticed this whole phenomena).

Or the jacket could be worn with a kilt. By Prince Charles. And he would look like an old jug-eared leprechaun. We could taunt him by yelling, "where's the gold Chuck???" And he could reply, "Bloody people...sigh..." And we would laugh loudly at our funny.

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