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From Defamer:

If gazing longingly at the scandalously bare feet of your favorite male celebrity is your idea of a great way to while away a lazy Friday afternoon, you might want to hit eBay. There’s an auction lot of photos of barefoot actors whose once-innocent agreement to doff their shoes and socks for glossy magazine spreads has now provided fantasy fodder for the discriminating foot fetishist. Or the semi-discriminating foot fetishist—A-lister’s tooties (Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, et al) are listed alongside those of such has-beens and lesser lights like Jean-Claude Van Damme and Jesse Metcalfe. High-powered agents all over town should be enraged at the commingling of their big stars with the unwashed actorly classes—you know, once they’re done furiously pulling off their socks and seeing how they measure up. Anyway, happy bidding!

(snort!)