Thursday, April 14, 2005

Poor Jennifer

In keeping with my quasi-sincere pity for the rich and famous, I read one today that did actually make me feel sorry for someone.

According to A Socialite's Life, Brad Pitt called Jennifer Aniston "The Leaker" because of her propensity to cry easily. I would only hope that it was done with affection. Otherwise he sounds like a dick. And not in a good way.

But then again it could be that she's so underfed that she has lots of mood swings and is all crazy up in that shit and all. But I'm not saying so- I don't know anything. Keep the lawyers away.

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