I saw a commercial last night for the new KFC Mashed Potato Bowls. I have yet to see anything so gruesome from a fast food restaurant. Ever. It looks one step short of pre-masticated.
Did some marketing genius decide that they would save the effort of eating food on a plate, and just dump it all in a bowl? Or is this merely geared towards stoner dudes on a munchie run? GAAAK! It looks singularly unappealing...
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5 comments:
this is where inserting a link to a picture of the described-shite would've helped. and to answer your question...yea. KFC, I hear, is in trouble w/the quality of "food" they serve.
It looks one step short of pre-masticated.
Well, there is a growing market of toothless meth addicts. And then there are the aging baby boomers, many who probably missing teeth. Seems like a smart move.
Yet another reason I'm glad we don't have a TV.
See above. That'll cure you of any hunger you might be experiencing right now.
How dare you insult the honour of stoners everywhere by suggesting that this "food" was designed with us in mind. Give me a wholesome mayo, saurkraut and jalapeno sandwich anytime, but there are limits...
Come on, Rich- I know you- you are a stoner with an amazing palate. Not every stoner is as discriminating as you, my friend. There are plenty of creeker stoners in the heartland who were raised on a steady diet of cheese and potato and heavy starchy food. To them this probably seems like manna from heaven. And since it appears to be partially digested, they'll be even happier. It's easy for them!!! Bong hit, bite of soft food. Another bong hit, some gravy.
Next up- KFC chicken shakes.
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