New drinking game

Here's a new drinking game that I'm thinking about.

Every time you feel extreme regret over a past decision, drink a shot.
Every time you have a twinge of guilt over inflicting hurt, drink a shot.
If you cop attitude towards someone in the service industry, drink a shot (one per server).
If you are rude to another driver, drink a shot (one per driver).
Drink a shot for every time you made your mother cry.
Drink two shots for every time you made your father cry.

Finally- just drink one for the hell of it.

After the game, enjoy treatment!!! It'll provide a perfect networking opportunity- meet a group of people as full of self-loathing as yourself.