Guess it's gotta be said- what the hell is the problem with having Latino and Asian immegrants, anyway? What about the Canadians? Why aren't people all chapped about the Canadian illegals amongst us? Yeah, they can pass- until they start talking "aboot" something. Then you know. They're our unfriendly neighbors to the north, doncha know.
Gotta go have a Bergman film fest tonight, in celebration of May Day. Nothing like a dour Swede to add a delightful chill to a lovely spring evening...(perhaps I do have a masochistic tendency in there after all)
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Yeah, fucking Canucks! I say we should put a North-South Korea type border there, complete with mine fields and a million Korean soldiers to keep them out. Let them stay up there and shop in their own stores. The worse thing about them is the way they just sort of sneak in and you don't even notice them unless you happen to see the maple leaves they've got tatooed on their asses and sewn onto their backpacks. It's a country of people who define themselves by what they're not. I don't know how many times when I was living overseas I heard the line "I'm not actually American..." And what's this with having that old queen on their money, money that by mean coincidence happens to be the same shape, size, and color (or colour, as they spell it) as ours -- only difference is that it ain't world the metal it's stamped into. What good comes out of that frozen wasteland anyway? At one time maybe their beer justified their sorry existences, but we've got better at making our own now. I saw every American needs to go through his or her wallet, find all the Canadian coins therein, cover them with maple syrup, shove them up Jim Carey's ass, and send the whole package up there where it belongs. "Benvenidos to America, amigo" (or whatever) I say to our Mexican friends and "Stay the fuck where you belong, eh? Fucking hoseheads"
Not to mention Saturday afternoons spent watching or playing (enduring?) curling. And hockey. Fucking ice is for melting, scraping and ignoring. Maybe setting up a hut on top and fishing/boozing/napping. But not for play. Fuck that noise. That's what snow is for. Stupid Canadians.
And a Canadian stole my job once. Bitch. And she took a business trip with Kenga. Luckily she was repulsive, so he wasn't even remotely tempted. Seriously repulsive. Shoulda kicked her ass when I had the chance.
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