Walking like an Egyptian

So, 11 Egyptians walk into a bar, and vanish without a trace.

Sound familiar? They've found 3. The rest are milling around the country, doing god knows what. Not attending their regularly scheduled classes at Montana State University. I hope that they don't expect to pass.

I can guarantee that they're not hidden away in plain sight in Montana. They would no doubt arouse attention. The unabated pasty whiteness of the state is remarkable. And the only beige/brown people there know that they are alone...

(It's actually creepy as hell- especially in places like Walmart.)