The Bozeman Police reports for Friday included the following:
€ An officer was called to South Grand Avenue to discuss how to deal with a dead pet rabbit.€ A bicyclist was injured after being hit by a car while riding on the sidewalk on the wrong side of the road on West Main Street. The man refused medical attention.
€ Officers responded to a laundry mat on North Eighth Avenue and West Main for a report of a man lying down outside of the building. The man said he was "just resting."
€ Three horses were reported running across North 19th Avenue near Goldenstein Lane.
€ Officers responded to a report of a car pulling up in front of several small girls on Sypes Canyon Road. The man reportedly got out of the car holding a flashlight and approached the girls who all ran away screaming before anyone could find out what the man wanted. No one was found.
4 comments:
Those damned little rich kids are fast. It's all that soccer and those vanilla soy shakes.
I just love the image of screaming little girls scattering when the poor guy came along. Probably with the most innocent of questions- like, "would you like to borrow my flashlight?" Not would you like to touch my flashlight- that's another matter entirely.
And I wonder if Officer Dana ever gets called on the dead pet rabbit calls. If so, he's a lucky,lucky man.
you know...YOU KNOW the one i dig.
the man, "just resting."
awesome.
i also like the flashlight guy.
"I'm gonna fuckin' tear you apart, girls. Only...hold up...I can't see anything. Hold up now..."
Yeah- that one is classic. I've "just rested" before. It usually involves puking my guts out shortly after.
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