Why does the bus smell like piss? Even in the morning?
Why does our living room smell like poop? There isn't any there. We checked.
Do ghosts smell like poop? Are we haunted?
Will my toenail grow back? Or will I have a super freaky ugly big toe that rejects all forms of polish and prettification?
That's all for today.
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what happened to your toenail? mine grew back. it had become 'ingrown' and infected and the doctor cut it then yanked.
but it grew back, toenails are like that.
My toenail was the casualty of Montreal in June. Walking up hills many times per day in 90 degrees + weather in the wrong footwear. It turned black, died and fell off. And now it is creepy. I am scared that my foot will never look pretty again. That I will always bear this shriveled nail bed to remind me of my F1 sacrifice. Which if I was a guy, and devoid of foot vanity might be ok. But I'm not, and it isn't.
they grow back fast, kind of like toenails.
if'n it don't have the Bot design you a prosthetic.
he could make a killing for those without (due to tragic circumstances).
but again, let this be lesson for all of us in wearing proper footwear.
1. Because I ride it overnight during my bouts of insomnia...and I have a very small bladder.
2. You have cats. A million of them.
3. Yes. Yes.
4. The latter.
Damn you. Quit peeing on the blasted bus! I'll pitch in and buy you the Depends.
Yeah- we figured out that it was wafting from the box 3 rooms away. We'll be watching that more closely from now on.
Ghosts suck then. If they smell like poop, I wish they would leave me alone. Stoopid ghosts.
Great. Love the idea of mutated toes. Stoopid Montreal.
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