Dave Chapelle says that white people own everything. Sure wish I was one of those white people...

Yeah- I have a lot of stuff. Stored in my Mother's barn, in the closets, in the garage, on the shelves.

But I hardly think it qualifies as everything. And I suspect that he's referring to another brand of everything entirely. The kind of everything that no one in my family in all of the generations of mechanics, potato farmers, coal miners and serfs have had access to. The kind of everything on parade in the world's major art museums. The kind of everything that is basically stupid rich.

That's what I suspect he's talking about. The kind of everything that includes power. Because this pasty white chick certainly doesn't own a surplus of that.