Strangest sentence that I've heard all week:
Setting: Yesterday in Kirkland by the waterfront
Cast: youngish woman walking with her boyfriend
She: "I need a new nose ring."
"The caretakers of the various cemeteries involved report that no ghosts walk."
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3 comments:
why is that strange?
Because I am vanilla girl. And I am slowly turning into my mother.
but still
you ought to be used to at least things like this.
i overhear (especially in a city, or downtown) much worse shit.
while in toronto, i heard two gay men extolling the virtues of getting their scrotums pierced and inserting a metal bar into the hole.
i guess it adds...gravitas to one's family jewels.
(gravitas? weight? get it? i am so not funny)
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