When you install something with a sticker on it- fucking remove the sticker after it's installed. Immediately. Do not let it stay on the window/toilet/whatever for a lenghthy stay- it will get icky and difficult. That's just lazy and slipshod.
When you have a stainless steel sink, it needs to be scoured out once in a blue moon, or it will get stained by water/soap spots, and need weeks of scouring regularly to get it nice and shiny again. And don't put grout in there, or rusted objects. Stainless doesn't mean bulletproof.
Anything used for cooking food, particularly for human consumption, needs to be cleaned occasionally. This includes stoves and especially ovens. This is not a joke. This is not a suggestion. This is a rule.
Installing black granite shiny counters in a house with perpetual cats is a stupid idea. Always.
White/light beige carpets are never a good idea when cats and children are present. Avoid them.
When you have a cat that likes to urinate to mark territory, please shut her/him out of the bedroom that offends her/him- the smell will outlast her/his stay in the house. And nothing is worse on a humid, rainy day than the smell of kitty behavioral problems past. (luckily our cats haven't decided to follow suit- I don't think I could handle it). And once said kitty has marked, for fuck's sake, clean the crap/urine up!!! Don't be a fucking pig.
And finally, when cleaning the toilet (yes, you knew we would come to this), always scrub under the rim. No one wants to find your hardened, dried, scummy poop on the toilet years after you no longer live there. It is unsavory, unsanitary, and just vile.
(can you tell we're cleaning house today???)
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No. Under the rim is where the party's at, yo! Never scrub under there.
All right then- remind me to never, ever come to your house and clean the toilets. Not that I think that you should be able to eat from the toilet- I just think that it's important to live with only your own filth- not someone else's.
nah...mine are spotless.
i'm all about cleanliness.
don't want my toddler touching anything that's filthy. she already gets enough germs at school.
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