€ Officers cited a man for shoplifting cans of chew from a North Seventh Avenue store Thursday.
(wait- don't assume anything...)
€ There were three horses at large on Cottonwood Road Thursday.
€ Someone stole a dresser in front of a store on Arden Drive Thursday.
(Damned horses! They're stealing chew to fight the worms and a dresser to store it in...always blame the livestock- too much time on their hands...hooves)
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